Coming back from cooper, I was on the subway and this man accosted this woman and said, “You’re stunning, do you want to get a smoothie sometime? Are you into creative guys?” she was so flustered that she denied him. Two minutes after she went up to him to apologize then he asked for her number right before he had to get off the train and she told him to write a missed connections. 

In similar news I just ate an entire chipotle burrito bowl in under ten minutes. Stress binge eating txt it. 

I’m now going to lay on my floor to digest my food and digest my many life regrets and poor decisions. 

I came home to my dad starting a painting of George Bush. When I asked him why he asked me if was turning into a liberal. 
Here we are

I came home to my dad starting a painting of George Bush. When I asked him why he asked me if was turning into a liberal.
Here we are

I have a feeling that regardless of how much effort I put into my homework for tomorrow my teacher is going to shit on my life because it won’t be what she expects us to make. On the same note, a few other kids are going to “misunderstand the assignment” and pin up bull shit or nothing at all and she won’t care.

This is what I get for voicing my concerns in class. I’m currently putting effort into my work out of spite for my teacher. Literally finna say, “You’ll look bad if you shit on my work because you know it looks good and you know time went into this so don’t even trip”

It’s 4:47am and I got out of bed to do my English paper that was due two days ago. 

I’m on point 

i want a pair of tap shoes so badly. That and sailor moon merchandise. 

fellas

drop some cash and i’ll drop dis b00ty

i just developed the roll from my juice box camera and i ruined a lot of good pictures because my thumb was in the way.